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Hi, I am an alien and I'm checking for some chicks in your phonebook..
Searching.. Searching.. Searching.. Sorry, no chicks found! Gay?
Conclusion: You Are Gay!
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage,
and half-shut afterwards.
I am a killer. I kill people for money.
But, you are my friend. I will kill you 4 nothing!
WHO regrets to inform you that your birth
was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put
down. We apologies for any inconvenience.
Hello too the owner of the cell-phone
with no. +91........Your SIM-card is been cracked open by Hacker's, and
will destroy your phone within 24 hours, from NOW!
When a man steals your wife there is no
better revenge than to let him keep her.
My husband and I cannot decide... a dog
or a child.. do we ruin our carpet or our life?
We will now upgrade your brain, please
wait............ Searching............ Searching......... still
searching.............. sorry NO BRAIN found!!!
Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent,
Spontaneous, Good Looking, Nice Friend, Charming,
Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you???
I never married because I have three pets
at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that
growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that
comes home late at night.