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Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good Looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you?

If my head looks like yours, I'd shave my rear end and walked on my hands.

I visited the tax office. I wanted to know the people I work for.

When are you really full of confidence? .............. If you fart having diarrhea.

When I was a baby, I played with toys. Now I'm a lady and I play with boys!!

Why do men fart more often than women ? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure..

Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fatty.

You are so beautiful, sweet and faithful... It is a pity that I do not like animals!!

I am very lonely. The only type I knew was my blood type.

A woman was telling her friend , "It was I who made my husband a millionaire." "And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend. The woman replied, " A multi-millionaire".