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At this moment in time 10 million people r having sex. 5 million people r drinking coffee. 100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!

Never make love in the garden or in the fields...... For love might be blind but your neighbors not!

Do U Want to Marry, Go ahead! If u'll get good wife U will be happy but if u will get bad one U will definitely be Philosopher.

I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do not drink ! O damned My cigarette has fallen in my glass of beer ...

Hey can u do me a favor, Please Send me ur snap, coz, we r playing cards & I've lost the joker!! Hurry!

I tried to call you from a payphone last night. I put my donor card in by mistake, it cost me an arm and a leg!

In case of fire read this message.............................I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU. IDIOT!!

When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!

A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" "No idea," replied the Father, "I'm still paying for it..."

There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.



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