THIS IS KINGZONES' SMS ZONEFUNNY SMS
ON PAGE NO. 3
At this moment in time 10 million people
r having sex. 5 million people r drinking coffee. 100 million people r
sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!
Never make love in the garden or in the
fields...... For love might be blind but your neighbors not!
Do U Want to Marry, Go ahead! If u'll get
good wife U will be happy but if u will get bad one U will definitely be
I do not swear, I do not smoke and I do
not drink ! O damned My cigarette has fallen in my glass of beer ...
Hey can u do me a favor, Please Send me
ur snap, coz, we r playing cards & I've lost the joker!! Hurry!
I tried to call you from a payphone last
night. I put my donor card in by mistake, it cost me an arm and a leg!
In case of fire read this
message.............................I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU. IDIOT!!
When I was a dog, and you were a flower,
I walked over you and gave you a shower!!
A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how
much does it cost to get married?" "No idea," replied the Father, "I'm
still paying for it..."
There's only one way to have a happy
marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.