THIS IS KINGZONES' SMS ZONEFUNNY SMS
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Scientists in the US proved that people who do not perform
well in bed and who have difficulties to come hold their mobile in their
A girl phoned me the other day and
said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.
After marriage, husband and wife become
two sides of a coin, they just can't face each other, but still they stay
On the door of a toilet....Some people
come here to sit and wonder, I come here to shit like thunder!
To our wives and lovers...may they never
Brain detector activated, calibrating,
now searching.........still searching..........still searching.......no
One day as I came home early from work, I
saw a guy Dancing naked. I said to the guy, 'Hey buddy, why are you doing
that?' He said, 'Because you came home early.'
One day a man inserted an 'advert' in the
local classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
My girlfriend ran off with my best friend
after a relationship of four years....Oh how I miss my friend.
Some people ask the secret of our long
marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little
candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go