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If you have picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit.

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realized. My apologies on behalf of the whole world..

Its been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt N a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off. I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom.

This sms can only be readied by someone SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more time...hey don't force it to ugly!!!

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

A man was looking at a painting 4 a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing & he answered - waiting 4 autumn.

In ur darkest hour when ur fed up & blue. just remember this I'll always be there 4 u. I'm no angel N cant change ur fate. but I'll do anything 4 u coz ur my mate..

Before you want to start making a work of art, first make a draft, that is what also God did by creating first the man and then the woman.