THIS IS KINGZONES' SMS ZONEFUNNY SMS
ON PAGE NO. 5
If you have picture where you look old,
keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit.
There's a way of transferring funds that
is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.
A man is incomplete until he is married.
After that, he is finished.
Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad
creations but you are the worst monster I ever realized. My apologies on
behalf of the whole world..
Its been a rough day. I got up this
morning, put on a shirt N a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase N
the handle came off. I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom.
This sms can only be readied by someone
SEXY:...try again...again...maybe you are just not sexy?...one more
time...hey don't force it to ugly!!!
The secret of a happy marriage remains a
A man was looking at a painting 4 a long
time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he
was doing & he answered - waiting 4 autumn.
In ur darkest hour when ur fed up & blue.
just remember this I'll always be there 4 u. I'm no angel N cant change ur
fate. but I'll do anything 4 u coz ur my mate..
Before you want to start making a work of
art, first make a draft, that is what also God did by creating first the
man and then the woman.