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My eyes r hurting coz I can't c u, My
arms r empty coz I can't hold u, My lips r cold coz I can't kiss u but, My
heart is breaking coz I'm not with u!
If Adam and Eve were so beautiful, how
come that there are so many ugly people?
Tiny stars shining bright its time 4 me 2
say goodnight. so close ur eyes & snuggle up tight I'm wishing u sweet
dreams 2nite!
Life can be hard & not always fun. But as
night brings dark morning brings sun. When life gets tough & no1 seems 2
care. Give me a call coz I'll always b there!
Marriage changes passion ... suddenly
you're in bed with a relative.
Why do the number of traffic accidents
with stupid blond girls increase at April 1st?.... When the traffic light
is read they think it is a joke.
What is the difference between a battery
and a woman? ...... A battery has also a positive side.
What is resemblance between a man and a
dolphin? They both seem intelligent, but it has not been proven yet!!!
When swimming is good for the development
of our arms and legs, why do fish not have arms and legs ?
Why can a man not be handsome and
intelligent at the same time? .... Because he would be a woman then.