THIS IS KINGZONES' SMS ZONEMISCELLANEOUS SMS
ON PAGE NO. 13
To the Bride and Groom - may the roof
above you never fall in and may you both never fall out.
The only good thing about your own
mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.
Friends are like a Hairs of Head. You
might lose some, but with enough money you can buy them back.
Kisses blown are kisses wasted. kisses
are not kisses unless they are tasted. kisses spread germs and germs are
hated. but you can kiss me baby I am vaccinated.
If u read it, u owe me a HUG | If u
delete it, Owe me a kiss,
If u save it, u owe me a DATE | If u return it 2 me, u OWE me All,
but if u ignore, U r Mine! So what will U do?
In my dreams you're mine, in my life
you're a dream
If one night a big fat man jumps in at
your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I
wanted you for "CHRISTMAS".
Girls are like internet domain names...
the ones I like are already taken.
Wherever you go, whatever you do, may
god's angels watch over you.
How do you call a woman who looses 90% of
her intelligence?? "A widow"